Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Passive Aggressive Response to the Kid Kicking the Back of My Seat While Flying To Hollywood

Paul Cram Actor
My flight to Hollywood has me sitting a row in front of a mom and her two youngsters. Her hands are full as both children appear to be under the age of 6. If I guess their ages, I'd put them at 6 and 4. The four year old was seated directly behind me. I know how hard it is to be cooped up in a small space at that age as you have so much energy that needs to be expended. So I don't do much about the sporadic kicks to the back of my seat during the flight. They are just annoying enough though to make me sigh with relief when the familiar "skid skid" of the planes wheels announce our touch-down to the ground in Los Angeles. But, that's when the kid begins using both feet together on the back of my chair. Creating a sort of battering ram.

Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick...

The man sitting next to me looks at me with eyebrows raised. We both wait a few moments expecting the mother to say something to her little "darling" of a boy.

Kick, kick, kick, kick...



No response. Thinking that she must be in the lavatory I glance behind me. Nope, she is sitting there staring at something apparently very interesting on her empty lap. By now my entire seat is rocking as the kid really gets into a rhythm.

Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick...

 Everyone within a seven seat vicinity can hear my chair being kicked. So I take a passive aggressive approach. Turn to the guy next to me and say loud enough for people in several rows to hear, "Gosh, you know how annoying it is when kids are obnoxious and their parent acts as if nothings going on?"
You'd have thought I zapped the mom or something with the way she snapped out of whatever reverie she was in and turned to her son and told him to stop doing that.

All in all, not a bad flight. And that mom did a fine enough job. Which of us hasn't zoned out sometimes to the obvious? And hey, she did a whole lot better than the last time I was on a plane with a kid when the mom gave her son a whistle to play with during the flight. (Oh, I wish I could say I am kidding.)
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  1. I always wonder what exactly the parents are thinking when their kids are: kicking the back of seats/running around yelling in doc's waiting room/bumping into your at supermarket/coughing all over you and not covering mouth, etc. Perhaps they've given up and surrendered long ago, and have become immune to the noise and terrorism after years of torture. Or perhaps it's a case of: 'Oh isn't little Johnny cute the way he's kicking that man's chair. He's going to be a football player.'

    In any case, as a soon-to-be father, I'll be going to do my best never to let that happen....;)

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  2. Congrats Nick on Fatherhood! I think you are right, that some parents have given up and become immune to it all. Which is probably even necessary sometimes for the survival of the parent & child. I don't really know. But I do know that public transportation is a hard place for little kids to endure for extended periods of time.

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