Thinking of The Right Response Immediately Makes Me Smile

Today a gal on the bus was swooning over a guy. He proceeded to tell her that he'd date if she'd help him buy a few things. Then he glances at me and says "ya know how it is." I shook my head NO, and said "That's not dating, that's being a bum. Let's be clear." The cute elderly woman sitting two rows over flashed me a "thumbs up" sign.